Birds Bloomin’

Once upon a time, I thought I had a green thumb. But I have sadly neglected my yard in recent years, and I should only be allowed to own house plants that thrive on neglect. I do have one excuse to brag, however. My giant bird of paradise plant is blooming, as you can see. If that fails to impress, consider the fact that I raised this plant from a seed.

 

A few years ago, my husband came home from a business trip with a package of the most bizarre-looking seeds I’d ever seen. With very low expectations, I planted them in a pot and waited to see if anything would happen. Four of the five grew, much to my surprise, and the largest one is now blooming in our living room!

So what does any of this have to do with my twin themes of Jane Austen and writing? I could say that Miss Austen was an avid gardener. Although references like the one below show she had some interest, “avid” would probably be an exaggeration. Or I could tell you how every novel begins with a tiny seed of an idea that, with time and a lot of effort, has the potential to grow and bloom into a thing of beauty. True, but I have another post about that. Basically, I just love flowers of every description, and wanted to show off my pride and joy. Hope you don’t mind.

Some of the flower seeds are coming up very well… Our young piony at the foot of the fir-tree has just blown and looks very handsome, and the whole of the shrubbery border will soon be very gay with pinks and sweet-williams, in addition to the columbines already in bloom. (letter from Jane to her sister, dated May 29, 1811)

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Hues of the Sea

The day was uncommonly lovely. It was really March; but it was April in its mild air, brisk soft wind, and bright sun, occasionally clouded for a minute; and everything looked so beautiful under the influence of such a sky…with the ever-varying hues of the sea, now at high water, dancing in its glee and dashing against the ramparts with so fine a sound, produced altogether such a combination of charms for Fanny, as made her gradually almost careless of the circumstances under which she felt them.

Normally, Jane Austen is not big on flowery descriptions. So, when I read this passage in chapter 42 of Mansfield Park, I was a little surprised.  The extravagant imagery hardly sounded like Austen at all. I’m guessing she was inspired to wax poetical by her own experiences at the seaside.

I can’t blame her. I spent this past weekend at the coast (Longbeach, WA), at a writer’s retreat, and I came away inspired as well. The weather wasn’t perfect, but it did clear enough to allow a walk on the beach, where the sun sparkled off the water and the waves indeed seemed to dance with glee.

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Anagrams Analogous

A friend forwarded me an e-mail containing some creative anagrams that I’d like to share. I thought the subject fit with the scrambled-word theme of some of my other popular posts. Plus there’s a legitimate Jane Austen connection.

By rearranging the letters in the following words, you can construct something surprisingly apropos:

Presbyterian = best in prayer

Astronomer(s) = moon starer  (or = no more stars)

Desperation = a rope ends it

The eyes = they see

Dormitory = dirty room

Slot Machines = cash lost in me

Snooze alarms = Alas! No more Zs

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

In the novel Emma, Frank Churchill decides to liven up a dull evening with a game of anagrams, giving his secret fiance (Jane Fairfax) two words to unscramble in turn. Through the first, they share a private joke. But with the second, he teases her unmercifully.

Frank Churchill placed a word before Miss Fairfax. She gave a slight glance round the table, and applied herself to it… The word was blunder; and as Harriet exultingly proclaimed it, there was a blush on Jane’s cheek which gave it a meaning not otherwise ostensible. As Mr. Knightley quickly surmises, These letters were but the vehicle for gallantry and trick. It was a child’s play, chosen to conceal a deeper game on Frank Churchill’s part. 

Not Mr. Churchill’s finest moment.

I thought it would be great to finish this post with some clever rearrangement of the letters in Jane Austen’s name. Couldn’t find one. The name of one of her books, then? Not much luck there either. This is the best I could come up with:

Persuasion = rue passion.  

I suppose that is appropriate, because for years both Anne Elliot and Captain Wentworth must have regretted their love for each other that, so far, had only brought them pain. Fortunately, they had a second chance and made the most of it.

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Free Sample

It is a truth universally acknowledged that everybody likes to get something for nothing. And it’s equally true that it is more blessed to give than to receive, right? So I figured it would be fun all the way around to offer my Pride and Prejudice inspired short story Mr. Collins’s Last Supper free for three days!

Here’s what to do. If you have a Kindle (or a Kindle ap on another device) you will be able to download the story from Amazon at no charge this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday (Feb 24, 25, & 26 of 2012). Follow this link to the page or shop directly from your Kindle. I hope you enjoy your free sample, and tell your friends about the give-away too!

Lest you feel too sad about Mr. Collins’s unhappy fate, I’ll leave you with a little reminder of his true character. Here’s what he considers kind condolence – a portion of the letter he sent to Mr. Bennet upon the traumatic elopement of his daughter Lydia with Mr. Wickham (without benefit of marriage, that is).

“Mrs. Collins and myself sincerely sympathize with you…in your present distress, which must be of the bitterest kind, because proceeding from a cause which no time can remove… The death of your daughter would have been a blessing in comparison of this. And it is the more to be lamented because there is reason to suppose..that this licentiousness of behaviour in your daughter has proceeded from a faulty degree of indulgence, though..I am inclined to think that her own disposition must be naturally bad… Howsoever that may be, you are grievously to be pitied, in which opinion I am not only joined by Mrs. Collins, but likewise by Lady Catherine and her daughter, to whom I have related the affair… Let me advise you then, my dear Sir, to console yourself as much as possible, to throw off your unworthy child from your affection forever, and leave her to reap the fruits of her own heinous offence.”  (Pride and Prejudice, chapter 48)

What grieving parent wouldn’t be comforted to receive such a letter? Hallmark really should have hired this guy to write sympathy cards, don’t you think?

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Cover Art Reveal

I’ve been promising that the cover art for my second novel, For Myself Alone, was coming. So now here it is!

I’m pleased with the way it turned out, but the early returns weren’t promising. When the painting was underway, my darling husband came into my studio – normally my exclusive, sacrosanct domain – and braved a comment. “You already painted that!” he said, referring to the general similarity to the artwork I did for The Darcys of Pemberley. I decided to forgive him, primarily because the resemblance was intentional. 

This is “Fairfield.” It’s not as grand as Pemberley, but it is another manor house set in the English countryside, with lots of green and blue (my favorite colors) and a sky big enough to write the title of a book across.

Now I will turn the picture over to my graphic designer and let him work his magic – filtering, cropping to the right proportions, and placing all the text items in just the right places so that it will wrap around and form the front and back cover. When he’s done, and my story is tucked inside, book #2 should look like it belongs on your bookshelf right next to book #1 – a semi-matched set. Or perhaps, noticing that the book (which is, of course, prominently displayed on your coffee table) has caught the eye of a visiting friend or relative, you will say to her…

“I think you must like For Myself Alone, if you were to read it; it is so very interesting.”

“Not I, faith! No if I read any, it shall be Ms. Winslow’s; her novels are amusing enough; they are worth reading; some fun and nature in them.” 

For Myself Alone was written by Ms. Winslow!”

Then you will both laugh, and you will no doubt continue by telling your friend where she can buy a copy for her very own. 

Oops! There I go, fantasizing again. Occupational hazard of a fiction writer.

(JA quote taken from Northanger Abbey, chapter 7, with minor modifications, my apologies to Udolpho and Mrs. Radcliffe)

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A Stitch in Time

 

Today, I was pleased to provide a guest blog post for a friend I met on Twitter. Rebecca Jane is a big Jane Austen fan (yay!) as well as a fan of my novel The Darcys of Pemberley (double yay!). Her blog, called “Sewing in the Past,” combines an eclectic mix of subjects, but for my guest spot, I went with the theme in the title. 
 
So, what does Jane Austen have to say about sewing? 

As a reliable source of timeless wisdom, I naturally started my research by asking her opinion on the subject, expecting to find dozens of references in answer. After all, learning needlework was part of every girl’s upbringing in Austen’s day (1775 – 1817), and I was sure I remembered it being mentioned in her writings. But when I did a search for “sew,” I came up completely empty! The term wasn’t used even once in any of her novels or preserved letters. How was that possible? A little more digging and I had my answer… (read the rest here)
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Word Search

Here’s a word-search puzzle I designed a few years back for my original website. Not surprisingly, it’s made up of all Jane Austen related words, the clues (with the first letter) for which are below. And if you’re still stumped, you’ll find the answers in the comment section. (Print the page if you’d rather work on paper.)

Although I’d solved a lot of word searches before, I’d never created one myself. But I discovered it was fun to do, and not really that hard. I just began with the longest word on a grid, and then started packing all the others in around it in as tight a space as possible, finishing with a few shorties just to fill up space. Pick a subject and try it yourself.

Unable, of course, to repress your curiosity in so favourable a moment for indulging it, you will instantly arise, and throwing your dressing-gown around you, proceed to examine this mystery. (Northanger Abbey, chapter 20)

N      O      I      S      A      U      S      R      E      P      F      T      H      D

P      R       I      D      E      N      E      T      S      U      A      Z      A      L

R      E      G      Y      A      N     N      E      R      O      N      I       L      E

E      D      M     E      M      E      S      I       R      Y      C      U      L       I

J      W      F      B      M      C      I      E       Z      C      E      I       L       F

U      A      K      B      E       I      B       P      A      R      Z      K       I      R

D      R      N      A      V      R      I       K      N      A      R      F      H      E

I       D      M      E      A      P      L      N      B      D       J      A      C      H

C      M      A      N      S      F       I      E       L      D      P      N      R      T

E       J       D      N      A      L      T      G      Y      V      A      N      U      E

P      O       C      A      T      H      Y       I      M      A      R      Y      H      N

N      O      R      T      H      A      N      G       E      R      K      U      C      H

CLUES:

  1. Author Jane A_____
  2. Her six novels: E____,  P_________,  S____& S__________,  P____ & P________,  M________ P___,  N_________ A____
  3. The two eldest Miss Bennets,  J___ and  E________
  4. Home of Mr. Bingley, N__________
  5. Master of Delaford, Colonel B______
  6. The finest estate in Derbyshire,  P________
  7. Heroine of MansfieldPark,  F____  P____
  8. The eldest Miss Dashwood,  E______
  9. S__ Walter Elliot
  10. Miss C____  Morland (inform.)
  11. Mr. Weston’s son,  F____  C________
  12. Elizabeth Elliot’s two sisters,  A___  and  M___
  13. Captain Wentworth’s branch of military service, the Royal N___
  14. Mr.  E______  Ferrars
  15. The mischievous Miss L___  Steele
  16. The Dashwood Estate in Sussex, NorL____
  17. A modest equipage, a g__
  18. The Elliot estate, Kellynch  H___
  19. Scene of Louisa Musgrove’s accident, the seaside town of L____
  20. The handsome proprietor of Pemberley, Mr. Fitzwilliam D____
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Weathering the Storm

One thing I like about living in western Washington state is our relatively mild climate. It doesn’t get super hot in summer or extremely cold in winter; no droughts; no blizzards.  Of course, we do have our moments of weather drama, as we did this past week.

It started with a little snow, and then a lot more snow. No big deal. But next came freezing rain, coating everything (roads, cars, sidewalks, trees and shrubs) with half an inch of ice. Under all that extra weight, huge limbs and whole trees came crashing down, blocking roads and severing power lines, leaving hundreds of thousands in the dark. Then, when temperatures warmed about 20 degrees, flooding was feared as all that snow and ice rapidly melted. Finally, high winds came through, toppling a few more trees and undoing some of the work of the crews restoring power. (I wrote this prophetic statement yesterday, and our power went out again last night.)

The weather was most favourable for her. The ground covered with snow, and the atmosphere in that unsettled state between frost and thaw, which is of all others the most unfriendly for exercise, every morning beginning in rain or snow, and every evening setting in to freeze, she was for many days a most honourable prisoner.  (Emma, chapter 16)

Mortified by her matchmaking debacle with Harriet and Mr. Elton, Emma was delighted to have an honorable excuse for hiding herself away from the world for a few days. I didn’t have her issues, but when I found myself snowed/iced in this week (with no power, phone, tv, or internet), suddenly things returned to basics and a lot of my usual busy-ness went away.

No meetings to go to. No phone calls to make. No online business to do. My new job description.? Keep a fire going in the fireplace. Run the generator enough to maintain the bare essentials. Fix simple camp-style meals. And write! Without the usual distractions (and with enough electricity to keep my laptop charged up), I got a lot more writing done than I would have otherwise. So, there was a silver lining to being cut off from the 21st century world for a few days. The downside? Besides the obvious (inconvenience, expense, disrupted plans), we lost a lot of trees. Here, a pine – one I planted myself as a sapling – went down. And below, my neighbor’s Japanese maples, ruined. This is only the tip of the iceberg; the devastation is everywhere, and the clean up will take weeks.

We have had a dreadful storm of wind in the fore part of this day, which has done a great deal of mischief among our trees… What I regret more than all the rest is that all the three elms which grew in Hall’s meadow, and gave such ornament to it, are gone… I am happy to add, however, that no greater evil than the loss of trees has been the consequence of the storm… We grieve, therefore, in some comfort.  (A Letter to her sister Cassandra, November 1800)

Still and all, I’m thankful – for a husband who knows how to operate a chainsaw, for a generator and a fireplace to keep us warm and functional, for no damage done to our house or family, and for the reminder to not take those every-day, modern conveniences (instant communication, lights at the flick of a switch, etc.) so much for granted.

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The Governess Trade -or- The Tale of Three Janes

Governesses are intriguing figures who often play prominent roles in works of romantic fiction set in the Regency and Victorian eras, but it’s more of a Jane Eyre than a Jane Austen theme. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I can’t recall a single active governess in any JA novel – surprising when you think that Austen’s heroines are of the class that normally employed them. Perhaps because she didn’t have a governess herself, she felt unqualified to write one convincingly (but I won’t let that stand in my way).

We are told that the Bennet girls never had a governess, to which revelation Lady Catherine de Bourgh reacts in shock and horror. “Five daughters brought up at home without a governess! I never heard of such a thing.” Anne Elliot did have one in times past. The Bertram girls apparently also had a governess, but we never meet her. We have a former governess (Miss Taylor, become Mrs. Weston) and a potential governess (Jane Fairfax), both in Emma. And the most significant passage in all Austendom about the life of a governess comes in the 35th chapter of the same book. Jane Fairfax, despairing of her secret engagement to Frank Churchill ever coming to fruition, sees her unhappy fate before her. 

“I am not at all afraid of being long unemployed. There are places in town, offices, where inquiry would soon produce something – offices for the sale, not quite of human flesh, but of human intellect.”  After a shocked Mrs. Elton accuses her of meaning “a fling at the slave trade,” Jane goes on to explain. “Governess trade, I assure you, was all that I had in view; widely different certainly as to the guilt of those who carry it on; but as to the greater misery of the victims, I do not know where it lies.”

Jane Fairfax faced a common dilemma. How was a young lady of little or no fortune to support herself if she didn’t marry? Only two paying, genteel occupations existed: lady’s companion or governess. Jane Austen found herself in the same predicament, but she had another option: the kindness of a rich brother, supplementing the modest sum she made from her writing (which she did anonymously because it wasn’t thought a suitable occupation for a lady).

But Mary Bennet apparently doesn’t have a secret talent by which she can earn her daily bread, and she is too proud to live off the charity of her rich relations. So, in Return to Longbourn, my current writing project, she chooses to become a governess and takes a position with the new family at Netherfield Hall. Her charges? Two adolescent girls and an incorrigible boy of eight. Mary bravely soldiers on, but I can tell you that it’s not going especially well for her. And did I mention the tyrannical father?

Fun and games. How we authors love to torture our poor heroes and heroines!

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The Short Story of Mr. Collins

I have a very high regard for the clergy in general and for the several members of the profession I know personally. So it may seem strange that I made the premeditated death of a country parson my first literary act. But I hope I will be forgiven for it because Mr. Collins was 1) a very poor example of a clergyman, and 2)not a real person.

Actually, I take part of that back. Mr. Collins’s death wasn’t premeditated.  When, seven years ago now, I sat down to begin my sequel to Pride and Prejudice, that’s the first idea that popped into my mind.  And, I admit, I had a lot of fun putting the story down on paper, although I ended up cutting out a lot of what I wrote then (see related post Darling Exiles). Those trimmings became the basis for this short story.

Mr. Collins’s Last Supper is the tongue-in-cheek tale of how a pompous clergyman discovers too late why gluttony is considered one of the seven deadly sins.  It was a finalist in a short story contest, and now I’m pleased to make it available to the public at an extremely reasonable price ($.99) in Kindle and Nook formats.

The story serves as a prequel of sorts to The Darcys of Pemberley, since news of Mr. Collins’s untimely demise opens that book. So if you’re a linear, chronological sort of person, read it after Pride and Prejudice and before The Darcys of Pemberley. Or read it anytime if you just want more of the gruesome details of Mr. Collins’s death. And just so you know, I’m kidding about the gruesome part.

Mr. Collins was not a sensible man, and the deficiency of nature had been but little assisted by education or society… The subjection in which his father had brought him up had given him originally great humility of manner; but it was now a good deal counteracted by the self-conceit of a weak head, living in retirement, and the consequential feelings of early and unexpected prosperity. (Pride and Prejudice, chapter 15)

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