Last Lines

Are you in the mood for fun and games? Today I’ve got a little quiz for all you Janeites to see how well you know Austen’s novels. You might be very familiar with most if not all of her opening lines, but how well do you know the last lines of her books?  We’re going to find out.

Putting this quiz together, I’ve just reread all of my own novels’ last lines, and I’m still pretty pleased with them. As an author, it’s always satisfying when you find exactly the right word or turn of phrase, but even more so with a last line, just before reaching “The End.” That line will hopefully linger in readers’ minds long after they’ve finished.

This one, from Return to Longbourn, might be one of my best.

He tugged his wife a bit closer; the music of the opening dance began; and with its heady strains, they moved off together as one.

Now for your quiz. I’ve done my best to neutralize the obvious giveaways by replacing names, occupations, and places with clever substitutes in italics. I’ve also added the last lines from two of my own books (The Darcys of Pemberley and For Myself Alone) to the mix, to make it a little more challenging.  The answers are listed at the very bottom of this post, after my PROGRESS REPORT, but see how many you can guess first before peeking. Good luck!

1 – On that event they removed to Lalaland, and the Motel 6 there, which under each of its two former owners, Kiki had never been able to approach but with some painful sensation of restraint or alarm, soon grew as dear to her heart, and as thoroughly perfect in her eyes, as everything else within the view and patronage of Lalaland had long been.

2 – The wedding was very much like other weddings, where the parties have no taste for finery or parade … But, in spite of these deficiencies, the wishes, the hopes, the confidence, the predictions of the small band of true friends who witnessed the ceremony, were fully answered in the perfect happiness of the union.

3 – After a little more time had gone by, they were able to look back over the year just past and see only the good it had brought them, and reasons to face the future with hope … Desi and Lucy could easily have been forgiven for thinking themselves blessed above all other creatures in England.

4 – Between Manor A and Manor B, there was that constant communication which strong family affection would naturally dictate … and living almost within sight of each other, they could live without disagreement between themselves, or producing coolness between their husbands.

5 – With the Abernathys, they were always on the most intimate terms.  Micky, as well as Minnie, really loved them; and they were both ever sensible of the warmest gratitude towards the persons who, by bringing her into Disneyland, had been the means of uniting them.

6 – I leave it to be settled by whomsoever it may concern, whether the tendency of this work be altogether to recommend parental tyranny, or reward filial disobedience.

7 – Yet, according to the direction of providence, they were now both honorably free of their former encumbrances to be forever attached to one another.  Of all the varied fates that might have been hers, this was the finest. 

8 – She gloried in being a butcher’s wife, but she must pay the tax of quick alarm for belonging to that profession which is, if possible, more distinguished in its domestic virtues than in its national importance.



PROGRESS REPORT! I’ve actually been making good progress on Captain Wentworth in His Own Words lately! At 28 chapters and over 200 pages and 65K words, it’s at least 2/3 complete. Read a preview excerpt here, and look for another next month. Hopefully by then I’ll be able to report that I’m closing in on another great last line!



QUIZ ANSWERS: How did you do? I hope you recognized at least a few. Do you have a particular favorite last line, one of these or one from another book?

  • 1 – Mansfield Park
  • 2 – Emma
  • 3 – The Darcys of Pemberley
  • 4 – Sense and Sensibility
  • 5 – Pride and Prejudice
  • 6 – Northanger Abbey
  • 7 – For Myself Alone
  • 8 – Persuasion
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Meet the Author

If that title sounds familiar, it might be because I’ve used it before as the name of Mr. Collins’s talk show, which (hosted by Darcyholic Diversions) I visit each time I have a new book to take on tour (read the most recent one, for It’s a Wonderful Life, Mr. Darcy here). Today’s questions, though, came from another source. This is an interview I was asked to do for Austen Variations, where it will post later this month. But I thought I’d share it here today in a slightly expanded form (all the stuff in parentheses), supplemented with some pretty pictures!



Where do you live?  I’m a life-long resident of the beautiful Pacific Northwest. My husband and I reside in a rural area about 30 miles south of Seattle, not too far from Mt. Rainier National Park, where we live in a log home that we built. When I say we built it, I don’t mean we cut down the trees or poured the concrete ourselves, but we did most everything else. (This was when we were young, had more energy, and not enough sense to realize how hard it would be or how long it would take. But we did it, and more importantly, our marriage survived the test.)

Drink of choice? Hot: I know tea is more Austen-ish, but the truth is I prefer hot chocolate (and I don’t drink coffee). Cold: Most of the time, just plain water, and plenty of it. (Sorry. Pretty boring, I know.)

Do you have any pets?  Although we’ve had lots of animals in the past – dogs, cats, various kinds of fish, a parakeet, anole lizards, gerbils, and even a domesticated rat – we are currently without any pets. If we need to cuddle something furry, we can always visit our two grand dogs and one grand cat. (I’m a cat person, but I’ve tested allergic, so I can’t have any of my own again, unfortunately.)

Place you most want to travel: England. No surprise there. I’ve been twice before, much too briefly, but I haven’t yet done the full Jane Austen tour. While we’re sort of in the neighborhood, though, comparatively speaking, I might try to sneak in a second trip to Italy too. (10 days in Venice was wonderful, but I’d like to see the rest! I wouldn’t complain about another Hawaiian vacation either.)

What food could you eat every day? That’s a tough one, but I think I’m going to go with chocolate chip cookies. That sweet, buttery crunch with the added bonus of chocolate is an unbeatable combination that I’m pretty sure I’d never get tired of. At least, I’d be willing to give it a try! (Ice cream, french fries, and really good fresh peaches are some other candidates. Oh, and bread still warm out of the oven, with melting butter!)

What is something you couldn’t live without? Beyond the literal essentials, I’d put faith, family, and the arts at the top of my list. To quote Mrs. Elton, “Without music [and the other arts] life would be a blank to me.” (I sing, play flute passably and piano poorly. My mother was an artist, and so I’ve painted in most mediums, although not at well as she did. And of course, the literary arts are a must for me.) I’m pretty dedicated to my morning walks, too.

What is your ideal writing location? Although I have romantic notions of writing at my bistro table on the patio and have done so on occasion, the weather here in western Washington often doesn’t cooperate. So I normally settle for my comfortable desk in front of a big window, facing Mt. Rainier, where everything I need is within reach, and where I can enjoy the inspiration of nature while staying dry. (The plus of being empty nested is being able to claim a now-spare bedroom as an art/writing studio if you want to… and I did!)

Name something that instantly makes your day better – When I wake up to find the sun shining, the mountain out, and my husband with me. (Here he is in front of two ancient giants at Mt. Rainier Nat. Park)

Where is your happy place? Home. I’m so lucky that my “happy place” is where I end up spending most of my time. (I don’t have to go to parks or wilderness areas to look upon verdure and be refreshed [Mansfield Park], because that’s what I see out of every window. (Other favorite places are Mt. Rainier National Park and Ashley Lake, Montana. We visit both pretty much every year.)

What’s one thing people might be surprised to learn about you? – I was a dental hygienist for many years before retiring to write full time. It was a great job, but I like the one I have now better! (Not a very obvious segue is it? – from cleaning teeth to writing Jane Austen fiction – but I successfully made the leap.)



So there you have it! Did you learn anything new about me? Is there anything else (within reason) that you’d like to know? I will do my best to satisfy your curiosity, but…

“I do not pretend to possess equal frankness with your ladyship. You may ask questions which I shall not choose to answer.” (Elizabeth to Lady Catherine, Pride and Prejudice, chapter 56)

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Preview Excerpt from “Captain Wentworth in His Own Words”

Christmas is only two weeks away, and I’m trying not to think about everything I should be doing to get ready, especially when I’d rather be WRITING! You’ll be happy to know that I’ve been making really good progress on Captain Wentworth in His Own Words lately. At 146 pages, 20 chapters, and 45K words, it’s about halfway finished, and I want to keep going!

Essentially, the first half of the book is prequel story: a glimpse of Wentworth’s turbulent childhood, how he ended up in the navy, how he met Anne, their courtship and breakup, and a taste of his adventures at sea during the 8 years following. Now I’m caught up to the point where the action of Persuasion begins. That’s where this excerpt is taken from.

You probably know how much I enjoy writing the letters included in my novels. (see The Power of a Well-Written Letter). And so I was excited for the chance to add one to this book. Here’s how chapter 20 begins:



Everything changed earlier this year when in April Bonaparte was forced to abdicate and was then exiled to the island of Elba. For now at least, the war is over.

Naturally, this came as excellent news for most people. However, for military men such as myself, it has had a very different effect. Peace means that the services of hundreds of soldiers and sailors might no longer be needed.

For some, like my brother-in-law, Admiral Croft, the timing could not have been better. I soon heard from my sister that they were looking forward to the prospect of retiring to the country, using the fortune the admiral had acquired in the war to settle in the south of England in quite a grand style.

Though I could afford to do something similar, I am too young to think about retiring to the country just yet. But like it or not, same as so many other sailors, I expect to be put ashore on half pay, at least temporarily.

Many of my men wasted no time applying for leave to visit their families, since there was very little to do until things were more decided for the future. I stayed aboard the Laconia, however, until I received a very interesting letter from my sister in late September. I read it in my cabin.

Dear Frederick,

What news I have! And I believe you will approve of what I will tell you, for at last we have found a house for ourselves. We will take possession at Michaelmas, and we want you to be our first guest! It is a lovely old mansion-house in Somersetshire called Kellynch Hall. Perhaps you will even remember having heard of it when you were in these parts years ago, visiting Edward at Monkford, for it is not far from there.

The Admiral had gone down to Taunton in order to look at some advertised places in that neighborhood (which, by the way, did not happen to suit). And while attending the quarter sessions there, what should occur but that he chanced to fall into company with the very man who had the key to the situation we could most desire! Mr. Shepherd, who is a lawyer, “hinted” that his client – Sir Walter Elliot, the proprietor of Kellynch Hall – had come into some difficulty and was now obliged to consider moving out and letting the place to others. Would we be interested, he wondered? Would we!

And so, on the appointed day, we drove over to meet Sir Walter and see the place, making sure to be on our best behavior, for we gathered we were on trial as his potential tenants as much as his house was on trial for us to want to rent. Well, everything – the house, grounds, and terms – appeared agreeable to us, and apparently we were approved as well, for the papers are now signed, the baronet and his daughter have decamped in favor of Bath, and we will take possession in only a few days.

We had been a little nervous about this meeting, as you may well imagine, especially since not everything we heard about Sir Walter in Taunton was to that gentleman’s credit. But I suppose men of noble birth are expected to cultivate certain eccentricities. I will at least do him the justice of admitting that he was very civil to us on our visit to Kellynch. As the admiral said of our illustrious landlord afterwards, “The baronet will never set the Thames on fire, but there seems no harm in him.”

Can you imagine your sister as mistress of a baronet’s house, with servants to wait on me hand and foot? La! I daresay you will think we have begun putting on airs! Nevertheless, we intend to enjoy our good fortune. Our happiness will be complete if only you will come to stay with us just as soon and as long as you are able. It will be like old times with the three of us together again, as we were in that cramped little house in Portsmouth and then again aboard the Cutlass so long ago. Only now we will have a great deal more room!

Do say you will come, Frederick.

Love and regards,

Sophy

One may imagine the effect of such a letter, of my hearing Kellynch, Sir Walter, and his daughter mentioned again in so close a connection. I understood Admiral Croft being desirous of settling in his native country again, but what an incredible coincidence this seemed. Of all the houses in Somerset, how was it that my sister and brother-in-law should happen to let the very one with which I was myself so particularly acquainted? Nevertheless, that appeared to be the case. There could not be two houses in Sumerset called Kellynch.



Did you enjoy this excerpt? I certainly had fun writing it! I’m hoping Captain Wentworth in His Own Words will be finished and published for your 2025 summer reading pleasure.

But while you’re waiting, please take a look at this great book giveaway that I’m participating in: JAFF Holiday Giveaway 2024. You might win a great prize or find a new book/author that you’ll enjoy.

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One Story Delivered in Three Formats with Four Cover Variations

In case you haven’t heard the official announcements along the way, It’s a Wonderful Life, Mr. Darcy is now available! And the bonus is, you have three different formats to choose from! Here’s the blurb:

Imagine a world without Mr. Darcy. How would things have been different if he had never been born? In a moment of despair over Elizabeth’s rejection, the iconic hero of Pride and Prejudice wishes his life away. Now, on a tour with a surprising celestial guide, he must face up to the results. Instead of everybody being better off, as he had supposed, there have been unexpected consequences for his closest friends. Darcy realizes, too late, that his presence made a positive difference in the world, and that he really had a wonderful life. Is it all lost and gone forever?

I had intended (and had been telling everyone) that I would publish this story only in Kindle and audio. Since it’s such a short book/novella/short story, it didn’t seem an appropriate candidate for a paperback edition. BUT THEN, the hue and cry began. “But my Shannon Winslow collection won’t be complete if I can’t get it in paperback!” “But I only read physical books, so that leaves me out.” “Won’t you please reconsider doing a paperback?”

Never let it be said that I don’t listen to reader feedback, and so I did reconsider! As a result, the newly minted paperback went live today. Here, for the first time anywhere, is the full cover:

At 80 pages, it’s a skinny, but wouldn’t it make a nice little Christmas gift or stocking stuffer for your favorite Austen fan? Or for yourself?

Then don’t forget, it’s also available to read with your ears, for you audiophiles! Since the story is told in first person by Darcy himself, I just had to have the incomparable Harry Frost do the narration. His IS the voice of Mr. Darcy in so many P&P variations, including my own Fitzwilliam Darcy in His Own Words.

So there you have them, It’s a Wonderful Life, Mr. Darcy in all three formats. They’re all available at Amazon.

Well, there is a fourth variation, not yet available anywhere. It’s not a different version of the story but of the cover design. You see, I create my own Christmas cards every year, always featuring some of my own artwork on the outside and a newsy letter on the inside (see this previous post). And so it occurred to me that the cover for this book could make a great card with a little modification. Just when my graphic designer thought he was finished, I sent him an email, saying, “Oh, and one more thing…”

He’s very kind and accommodates all my requests and changes of mind without complaint. In no time at all, he did just what I asked. So here’s my card for this year! You all have a sneak preview, seeing the card before anybody else!

I know it’s a little early, but here’s wishing you a very Merry Christmas, 2024!


“I sincerely hope your Christmas in Hertfordshire may abound in the gaieties which that season generally brings, and that your beaux will be so numerous as to prevent your feeling the loss of the three of whom we shall deprive you.” (Caroline Bingley, Pride and Prejudice, chapter 21)

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Revealing the Cover for “It’s a Wonderful Life, Mr. Darcy”

Cover reveal time! But there’s a problem. A blizzard has blown in from the arctic and obscured the view! Sort of reminds me of this quote from Emma, chapter 13:

The cold, however, was severe; and by the time the second carriage was in motion, a few flakes of snow were finding their way down, and the sky had the appearance of being so overcharged as to want only a milder air to produce a very white world in a very short time.

So while we wait for conditions to improve, I’m going to share the official book blurb with you, here, for the first time anywhere:

Imagine a world without Mr. Darcy. How would things have been different if he had never been born? In a moment of despair over Elizabeth’s rejection, the iconic hero of Pride and Prejudice wishes his life away. Now, on a tour with a surprising celestial guide, he must face up to the results. Instead of everybody being better off, as he had supposed, there have been unexpected consequences for his closest friends. Darcy realizes, too late, that his presence made a positive difference in the world, and that he really had a wonderful life. Is it all lost and gone forever?

A snow storm is actually pretty appropriate for introducing this book, because that’s what’s been happening when it opens on Christmas Day. Darcy himself tells the story:

We woke to a blanket of white resting an inch or two thick on the ground – enough to delight everybody but not enough to create much inconvenience. So we were still able to safely reach Kympton to attend divine services on this holy day. Afterward, the Gardiner children played on the lawn, throwing snowballs and building what they could with the limited supply of the white stuff. Some of the adults braved the chilly air again as well, joining in the children’s play or just strolling about in the wintery scene, all of us bundled up in our warmest clothing.

But it looks like things are beginning to clear a little now. Through the flakes, I can just make out the outline of a house and some words. I believe is says something about a Wonderful Life. And the author’s name at the bottom perhaps.

Just a little more time and hopefully we’ll see the cover clearly. Or perhaps if we blow real hard, the rest of the snow will fly away. Are you ready? Okay, BLOW! Good job. That’s much better. Thanks for your help and your patience!

So here it is, revealed for the first time anywhere, the Kindle cover for It’s a Wonderful Life, Mr. Darcy! At 65 pages, it’s a long short story or a short novella, presented in a Christmas framework and coming very soon!

I have an official launch post at Austen Variations planned for the 24th (read now here), but the story may well be available before that on Kindle. The audio version, narrated by the incomparable Harry Frost, is already in production and will follow shortly thereafter! Check back here for updates or monitor my Facebook posts for the latest info. In the meantime, you can read excerpts here and here.

This is a fun little story with a Christmas flavor, and I hope you will enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it!

1l/13/24 UPDATE: The KINDLE and AUDIO versions are now available at Amazon! And, due to popular demand, I decided to do a PAPERBACK edition as well! So you will find that option there also. Wouldn’t it make a lovely Christmas gift?

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Betwixt-and-Between Book Giveaway

My temporary writing spot this summer at Ashley Lake, Montana

We’re kind of in between seasons. Summer is fading but autumn hasn’t officially arrived yet. I’m also balanced in the midst of two writing projects at the moment, which is unusual for me.

Normally, my work-in-progress has my full attention from beginning to end, from starting chapter one until the book is published and the blog tour over. But because I’ve been holding back It’s a Wonderful Life, Mr. Darcy until closer to Christmas, I’m now caught betwixt and between two books, the one that’s finished but not yet published and the one I’ve been actively working on more recently: Captain Wentworth in His Own Words. So here’s the update on both.

It’s a Wonderful Life, Mr. Darcy is done except for the cover, which I will be revealing soon! As for the publication date… No more intentional delays. Whenever everything is ready, it’s a go! – probably early November. For more info and excerpts, read previous posts here and here.

In the meantime, though, I’ve been working on my next novel – Captain Wentworth in His Own Words – which, at 90 pages so far, is about 1/3 done. As with my other ...in His Own Words novels (Fitzwilliam Darcy, Colonel Brandon, and Mr. Knightley), I’m taking an Austen hero and telling his full story (not just a rehash of Persuasion from a different point of view) – including a snippet of his childhood, how he wound up in the navy, his first courtship with Anne, and a taste of his navy adventures.

I hope you’re looking forward to both of these, but if you want more “Shannon Winslow” right now, you’ll need to turn to my backlist. I’m guessing there’s at least one title on it that you haven’t read yet. So, to encourage you to do just that, I decided to give away a bunch of audio books!

Here’s the thing. Everybody loves Darcy and Elizabeth, and so my Pride and Prejudice novels are very popular. But just as I love both my sons equally, I love all my book babies equally too. I put just as much care and effort into writing the less popular titles. In my opinion, they are of equal quality and just as worth reading (the reviews will back me up on that too!). So it pains me to see them overlooked.

Consequently, I’m giving 4 of my darling little wallflowers a day in the sun. Let’s show these beauties a little love!

Here’s how the giveaway works. Read about the books. Then contact me on or before September 27th via email – shannon (at) shannonwinslow (dot) com – placing “LOVE FOR WALLFLOWERS” in the subject line. Tell me which of the four books you want to receive AND which market you are in, Audible US or Audible UK (you don’t need a subscription to receive your free book). That’s all there is to it. And the best news is everybody wins! I will keep giving out promotional audio codes until they’re all gone!

[NOTE to Gmail users: I’ve been having trouble with the email address above in regards to Gmail. I can receive but often my reply back won’t go through. So I may need to reply to you using a different email account. Check your spam file and follow up if you don’t receive your book in a timely manner.]

This is a win-win proposition. I get a little attention for my wallflowers and you get a free book – one you might not have read otherwise but may discover you love in the end. There’s no obligation either. I will be delighted if you enjoy your gift book enough to leave a review somewhere, tell a friend, or continue on to read any of my others you’ve missed. Happy reading! And come back afterwards to let me know what you thought.

But above all, above respect and esteem, there was a motive within her of goodwill which could not be overlooked. It was gratitude. (Pride and Prejudice, chapter 44)

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Preview Excerpt from “It’s a Wonderful Life, Mr. Darcy”

As some of you know, I have a P&P short story / novella coming, which I plan to release when we get a little closer to Christmas, since it’s told in a Christmas framework. Well, it’s already Halloween at Costco, which means Christmas must be just around the corner, right? So it’s time to start working on a little build-up to publication.

From the title, you have already guessed that the basic premise is borrowed from the beloved (beloved my me, at least) movie It’s a Wonderful Life, where George Bailey, at a very low ebb in his life, is given the gift of seeing what the world would be like if he’d never been born. In this case, though, it’s Mr. Darcy, distraught over Elizabeth’s rejection, who winds up in that situation.

The story is told by Darcy himself, mostly in retrospect, from (and here’s where the Christmas framework comes in) after he and Elizabeth are married, happy, and have their friends gathered around them for Christmas at Pemberley.

I shared the Prologue a few months ago, but if you missed it or want to refresh your memory before reading on, go back to this post first. And now, this excerpt is picking up from when Darcy is remembering the time just after Elizabeth’s rejection, when he and Col. Fitzwilliam are returning to London together from Rosings.



“Come now, Darcy. Do allow me to be of some assistance to you,” Colonel Fitzwilliam encouraged. “You must stop with me at my house for a restorative drink or two before going home. Allow your temper to cool and your spirits to recover a little. After what you have been through, my good fellow, it is the least I can do.”

As cross as I felt after relaying to my cousin the rejection and severe dressing-down I had receive at the hands of Elizabeth Bennet, I was in no hurry to return to my sister at Darcy House, where I would have to behave as if nothing at all were wrong. So, it took very little convincing on Fitzwilliam’s part.

Yes, I was indeed still very angry, but had I not the grounds? To keep the fire burning, I reviewed them again: Elizabeth’s unjust accusations and her slanderous assessment of my character. On these subjects, I scarcely allowed her to have spoken a true word. She was ignorant, smallminded, and prejudiced. This much was immediately apparent. Not only that, but shortsighted too, for she would surely live to rue the day she had thus insulted me, the day she had thrown away such an exalted position as I had offered her. To marry into a noble family and be mistress of a magnificent estate like Pemberley: what woman of sanity would not have leapt at the chance? Clearly, Miss Bennet was unworthy, and I was fortunate she had not accepted me when she had the chance. It only remained for me to rid myself of the bitter taste left in my mouth by the whole unpleasant episode.

As long as I could find Elizabeth entirely at fault and myself innocent, as long as I could reason that I had lost nothing worth having, I could prevent myself falling into the deadly pit of despair that could so easily have swallowed me otherwise. But the first drink Fitzwilliam poured for me that evening eroded away nearly half of my carefully nurtured anger against her. The second and the third dispensed with it entirely. I’m afraid, after that…

Well, suffice to say that I should never imbibe brandy. In any quantity, it turns me morose, even maudlin, and I shudder to think what rubbish Fitzwilliam must have had to listen to from me as we lazed about in his drawing room, hour after hour.

“I have made a shambles of everything,” I remember telling him at the last, blinking repeatedly to bring my friend’s face into focus. “Elizabeth was right about me, right about everything. My abominable pride! She is far better off without me; that is certain. So would Georgiana be, for I have been a very poor brother and guardian to her, as well as an indifferent caretaker for Pemberley. Not to mention a very poor friend. You may not have realized it, Fitzwilliam, but I spoilt Bingley’s best chance for happiness. Yes, it is true. And who knows what other sufferings I have inflicted, perhaps even on you, Cousin. No doubt you would all be better off if I were out of your way. Permanently.”

“Come now, Darcy. That is not even good conversation,” he chided. “Enough of such nonsense! I tell you, you must forget the opinion of this one overexcited female and listen to me, for I have known you much longer – all your life in fact. None of your true friends would think themselves made happier by your early demise, I can assure you. Consider how poor Georgiana would feel it, to say nothing of the rest of us!”

“Oh, very well,” I agreed, noticing how thick and unmanageable my lips and tongue had become. “I take it back. No doubt, instead, it would have been better had I never been born at all.”

“You do not mean it, Darcy…”

But at that moment, God help me, my spirits had sagged so low that I did. It seemed the most logical way to have spared myself and all the others I had ever offended a great deal of pain.

 I expect my cousin rightly called me to account for such a speech, but I do not recall. The brandy decanter was empty, the spirit had done its work, and I was dead to the world.



Well, there you have the set up for when the real fun begins! Darcy will soon receive a visitor from beyond, who will take him on a strange but eye-opening journey of a world where he was never born.

Yikes! A world without Mr. Darcy? That’s almost too horrible to contemplate! But don’t worry; it all works out in the end. Stay tuned for updates and a cover reveal as we get closer to the publication date (late October or early November), and thanks for reading!

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Second Chance Reviews

I have a couple of movie reviews for you today! I’m calling this post “Second Chance Reviews” because these are Jane Austen adaptations I didn’t like at all when I first saw them. In fact, I watched them each once, gave them both a thumbs-down, and never intended to see them again. But someone recently suggested I give them another look with an open mind, that I might find something I could appreciate about them.

That’s what happened with the 2020 Emma movie, I remembered (see my review here). At first I didn’t know what to think about that unorthodox interpretation of the classic novel. But upon watching it a second and a third time, it definitely grew on me. I could appreciate it for what it was instead of being so focused on what it was not: a faithful copy of Jane Austen’s novel.

But would the same method work for these two?


Let’s start with PERSUASION 2007:

First Impression: I first watched this one years ago, but what I remember holding against it were: 1) multiple deviations from the book, 2) Anne’s frenetic running all over Bath at the end, 3) the improbability of Wentworth being able to buy Kellynch for Anne (it was meant to convey to the heir), 4) and I felt the leads (Rupert Penry-Jones and Sally Hawkins) were really mismatched. Right, but I was going to keep an open mind, wasn’t I?

After a Second Look: I have to say that the above items are still issues for me, although some are a little softened. But I did find things to like about the movie as well!

I’m still surprised and mystified at the ways the screenwriter of this production chose to change the storyline. These are the two most questionable examples, imo. First, relocating the Anne/Harville conversation (about whether men or women love longest) to an earlier position, making it an Anne/Benwick conversation. What’s important isn’t who Anne’s talking to; what’s important is that Wentworth is supposed to overhear it, her words piercing his soul, and prompting him to write the famous letter that reunites the couple at the end. That doesn’t happen in this adaptation! He doesn’t overhear any of it, so why include the conversation at all?

Secondly, The bit about Frederick being ready to settle down has been oddly transplanted as well. Instead of a private conversation with his sister (as in the book), now we have Captain Wentworth himself announcing these things to the whole company over dinner – “I am resolved to settle down…Anybody between 15 and 30 may have me for the asking… What I desire in a wife is firmness of character.” I doubt this is the kind of thing that would have been discussed in open company, especially with 3 unmarried females present! Is one of them supposed to pop up and say, “I’ll take you,”?

As for all the ridiculous running around Bath (well-bred ladies would never run in public), the cringy open-mouth waiting-to-be-kissed scene, and various other oddities… Well, probably enough said. And I still can’t really see SH and RPJ as a couple. I know it’s shallow of me, but imo they just don’t “look” right together. I guess what it comes down to is that the girl should be the pretty one. There, I’ve said it. (My apologies to Sally Hawkins, who is a fine actress.) The issue of Wentworth “buying” Kellynch for Anne was somewhat resolved by the explanation (volunteered in a FB discussion) that he could have procured it for her with a lease instead.

What I Liked: I can’t deny that I enjoyed Rupert Penry-Jones as Wentworth. He played the part sensitively and is obviously very easy on the eyes too. I also enjoyed the scene in Bath, when Wentworth speaks to Anne about everything being set for a union between herself and Mr. Elliot, but she says he is “utterly misinformed.” It was very satisfying that she got the chance to tell him the truth. But probably the biggest plus to this adaptation is that we hear so much of Anne’s internal monologue, a lot of it at least close to things Jane Austen wrote in her narrative, such as a version of, “there could have been no two hearts so open, no tastes so similar, no feelings so in unison, no countenances so beloved...” It helps to reveal what she’s feeling and why, and it’s lovely to hear more genuine Jane Austen.

Shocker: I think of Anne’s friend Mrs. Smith as a total invalid, who can’t move without assistance (as she is in the book and in the other adaptation), and suddenly, towards the end, she comes running up to Anne on the street! I was taken completely by surprise. I felt like shouting, “It’s a miracle!”

Conclusion: So, did I find things I liked that I hadn’t noticed before or didn’t remember? Was it worth a second look? Yes, definitely. And I can better understand those who are devoted to this adaptation. Was I completely won over myself? No. I still prefer the Amanda Root / Ciaran Hinds version, although it’s not perfect either. (But that’s a review for another day!) I give this one 3 stars.


Now, on to MANSFIELD PARK 1999:

First Impression: Honestly, I don’t remember anything very specific about why I didn’t like this one when I first saw it ages ago. It was probably the ways it departs from the novel, the fact that Fanny doesn’t seem completely true to character, and a collection of other little things that bugged me this time too. I only know I was disappointed at still not finding a MP adaptation that I wanted to add to my movie collection.

After a Second Look, though, I really did warm up to this one. Perhaps it was my more open-minded approach, or the fact that I wasn’t expecting a perfectly faithful interpretation of the novel this time, but some things that would have bothered me before, didn’t so much this time.

What I Liked: Although not portrayed exactly as in the book, I liked this Fanny (Frances O’Connor) and her relationship with Edmund (Jonny Lee Miller). It just worked, and I believed their friends-to-lovers progression. You may be surprised to learn that I also actually enjoyed the innovation of adding some of Austen’s juvenilia to the film in the form of Fanny’s supposed writings (although I could have done without her speaking directly to the camera). There was something appealing in the overall style of the film too, a touch of subtle humor, set in part by the musical score.

What Could have Been Better: We’re given very little idea of Henry Crawford’s true character until the end. We don’t see much of his flirtation with the Bertram sisters. We don’t hear him tell Mary that he intends to make a small hole in Fanny’s heart. So the viewer may not understand why Fanny distrusts him. And I don’t agree with the choice to have Fanny accept him in Portsmouth and then reject him again the next day. Was that an allusion to Jane Austen’s own history with Harris Bigg Wither? In any case, I would have preferred Fanny stay true to her convictions (as she does in the book), never giving in to Mr. Crawford or giving him false hope.

The Unnecessary “Ick” Factors: Sir Thomas’s lechery. Mary Crawford’s getting too touchy-feely with Fanny. Henry Crawford’s tryst with Maria taking place at Mansfield Park, where it was discovered and seen by Fanny, Edmund, et. al. The graphic drawings from Antigua.

Handling the Slavery Issue: Although there is a passing mention of the slave trade in the novel, much more is made of it in this movie, especially as regards Sir Thomas’s plantations in Antigua. I applaud Edmund’s rueful acknowledgement (after Fanny has said that surely the abolition movement is a good thing), “We all live off the profits, Fanny, including you.” That very succinctly gets the point across. No need for Tom’s graphic drawings, etc.

Favorite Moments: Discovering that the same actress (Lindsay Duncan) plays 2 roles – the sisters Mrs. Bertram and Mrs. Price. Fanny’s impertinent comeback line to her Aunt Norris, “And how long are you staying?” And the freeze-frame tableau at the end of the film with Fanny’s voiceover line, “It could have turned out differently, I suppose, but it didn’t.”

Conclusion: My second look paid off. To paraphrase Lizzy Bennet, “I think this movie improves on acquaintance. In essentials, I believe, it is very much what it ever was, but from knowing it better, its disposition was better understood by me.” I’m giving it 4 stars and adding it to my movie collection.


So, there you have it. The results are one thumb mostly up and one improved but still trending down. That’s just my opinion, though. Everybody’s tastes are different, so now I want to hear from you. Have you seen these two movies? How would you rate them? Best or worst moments, cast members, etc.? Have you ever learned to like a movie that you didn’t at first? It’s your turn to talk!

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Equal Time for Austen Fathers (A Quiz)

Last month I wrote a post in honor of Mother’s Day – a quiz, actually – and so I thought it only fair that I do the same for Father’s Day this month, focusing on the dads we find in Austen’s novels. As with the moms, it’s kind of a mixed bag.

The most common trait I found among Austen fathers is that so many are no longer living! – old Mr. Darcy, presumably Mr. Bingley’s father too, Mr. Dashwood, the senior Mr. Ferrars, Colonel Brandon’s father, Mr. Knightley’s father. With shorter life expectancy at the time, and considering many men married later and were much older than their wives, perhaps that’s to be expected. More probably, though, it just suited Jane Austen and her story plans to have these older, married-and-therefore-less-interesting men out of the way, leaving their young (or at least youngish) sons independent.

So today we’ll be looking at the odd assortment of fathers who are left:  Mr. Bennet (endearing but indolent), Mr. Woodhouse (anxious, self-absorbed), Sir Walter Elliot (irresponsible, vain), General Tilney (greedy, vindictive), and Sir Thomas Bertram (blind, neglectful). Only Mr. Morland seems the kind and sensible father we’d all like to have, but then we don’t get to spend much time with him.  The prize for Austen’s all-time worst father-figure goes to Mr. Price, however.

It you’ve read Jane Austen’s novel, I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know. But if we go a little deeper, will you still recognize her characters?

Time to put your Austen IQ to the test! Match the seven fathers named in bold above with their words and/or descriptions below.  And to make it a bit more challenging, I’ve added a dad of my own creation to the group: Mr. Walker, father of the heroine of For Myself Alone. See how many you can recognize! (The answers will be posted in the comments section.)


  1. [He] had interest, which, from… a general wish of doing right, and a desire of seeing all that were connected with him in situations of respectability, he would have been glad to exert… “Far be it from me to throw any fanciful impediment in the way of a plan which would be so consistent with the relative situations of each. I only meant to observe, that it ought not to be lightly engaged in…”
  2. He was a much older man in ways than in years; and though everywhere beloved for the friendliness of his heart and his amiable temper, his talents could not have recommended him… “And how tired you must be after your journey! You must go to bed early, my dear, and I recommend a little gruel to you before you go.”
  3. [He was] a very respectable man, though his name was Richard – and he had never been handsome. He had a considerable independence… and he was not in the least addicted to locking up his daughters.
  4. “It sounds reasonable enough, I grant you. However, I think you will find that reason has very little to do with the way society operates. It is all perceptions and appearances, money and manners, posturing and position.”
  5. He was a very handsome man, of a commanding aspect, past the bloom, but not past the vigour of life… That he was perfectly agreeable and good-natured, and altogether a very charming man, did not admit of a doubt… “Since they can consent to part with you,” said he, “we may expect philosophy from all the world.”
  6. He was more negligent of his family, his habits were worse, and his manners coarser…”Devil take those young dogs! How they are singing out!”
  7. [He] was so odd a mixture of of quick parts, sarcastic humour, reserve, and caprice… “They have none of them much to recommend them,” replied he; “they are all silly and ignorant like other girls…”
  8. He had been remarkably handsome in his youth; and, at fifty-four, was still a very fine man. “One wonders how the names of many of our nobility become so common.”

Have you got them all sorted? Thanks for playing the game! Now, check in “comments” for the answers. Reward yourself with tea and scones if you got them all correct … or even if you didn’t. I hope you enjoy a happy Father’s Day!

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A Quiz: Whose Mother is She?

With Mother’s Day earlier this month, I thought about the mothers portrayed in Jane Austen’s novels. We have Mrs. BennetMrs. MorlandMrs. Dashwood, and Mrs. Price.  Kind of a mixed bunch, but at least these ladies lived to see their children to adulthood.  Two others did not.  We know almost nothing about Emma Woodhouse’s mother, who is only said to have died too long ago for her to have more than an indistinct remembrance of her caresses.  There’s a little more information given about Anne Elliot’s deceased mother, Lady Elliot, and her surrogate, Lady Russell.

 You’ve read Jane Austen’s novels, but how well do you know her characters? Time to put your Austen IQ to the test! Match the six ladies named in bold above with their words and/or descriptions below.  And to make it a bit more challenging, I’ve added a lady of my own creation to the group: Mrs. Walker, mother of the heroine of For Myself Alone. See how many you can recognize!

1) … an excellent woman, sensible and amiable; whose judgement and conduct, if thy might be pardoned the youthful infatuation that made her [Mrs. So-and-so], had never required indulgence afterwards. She had humoured, or softened, or concealed his failings, and promoted his real respectability…

2) … a woman of useful plain sense, with a good temper, and what is more remarkable with a good constitution … (She) did not insist on her daughters being accomplished … (She) was a very good woman, and wished to see her children every thing they ought to be.  “Well, we must live and learn; and the next new friends you make I hope will be better worth keeping.”

3) She was a woman of mean understanding, little information, and uncertain temper.  When she was discontented she fancied herself nervous.  The solace (of her life) was visiting and news. “My dear, you flatter me.  I certainly have had my share of beauty, but I do not pretend to be anything extraordinary now.”

4) an eagerness of mind …which must generally have led to imprudence; she had yet to learn how to govern her feelings; strikingly like her daughter, she was everything good except prudent.  “It is yet too early in life to despair of such an happiness. Why should you be less fortunate than your mother? in one circumstance only… may your destiny be different from hers!”

5) She was a woman rather of sound than of quick abilities … with a delicate sense of honour … a benevolent, charitable, good woman, and capable of strong attachments; most correct in her conduct, strict in her notions of decorum, and with manners that were held a standard of good-breeding.  “Upon my word…I should not have supposed that my opinion of any one could have admitted to such difference of conjecture…”

6) … being out in company was one of the chief pleasures of her life … an excellent mother … neither troubled by disappointed past expectations nor misgivings for the future.  “Men are generally hopeless when it comes to such things in any case.  I depend entirely on you for a full account.”

7) (she) could no longer afford to cherish pride or resentment … eager to regain the friends she had so carelessly sacrificed… Her heart and her time were already quite full; she had neither leisure nor affection to bestow …Her disposition was naturally easy and indolent … “I do not think I am so difficult a mistress to please – and I am sure the place is easy enough, for there is always a girl under her, and I often do half the work myself.”

Have you got them all sorted? Thanks for playing the game! Now, check in “comments” for the answers, and reward yourself with chocolate if you got them all correct! … or even if you didn’t.

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